A Repository of Personal Ideas & Inventions

Comic Strip

Stalag is a German prisoner-of-war camp.
Stalagmite is a spear growing out of some cave ceilings.
Stalactite is a spear growing out of some cave floors.
Stalag 13 was the number of the camp in the very funny sitcom named "Hogan's Heroes".
We will have a Stalag in a a cave.
Stalag-mites will be flying little mites with Nazi helmets & little bayoneted rifles - they will of course, be bloodsuckers.
Stalag-tights will be female legs (ONLY) clad in tights and sporting a swastika at the crotch - they will of course, be Nazi bitches.
We could develop some situations around "Hogan's Heroes" episodes.

Ideas

Thinking Cap

Wishing Beads (Wish Beads)

CCC - Communicating Commuters Club
A site for commuters. Becoming a member gets you a small decal you can wear. CCC members recognize each other in public, have something in common, can coverse with each other, etc. This will break through the barrier that seems to isolate big city commuters from each other. The site will also provide public transportation info.

Inventions

NowUCit - Garment material - ideal for (not limited to) T-shirts.
Material constructed of 2 layers - top one becomes transparent when wet.
(It may also be possible to construct a material that becomes transparent when hit by a certain type (wavelength) of light.
I can see a large variety of applications, for instance:
In a wet T-shirt contest (or on the beach, in a warm rain, etc.) the inner layer may have eyes, searchlights, buttons and so on at the location of the nipples. Any number of witty (or not) remarks might become visible, like - ".. and that's all you get to see you pervert!" or "Water is not as wet as it used to be!"
On a stage, the performers could wear shirts that turn different colors when hit by differrent color lights and have a new design pop up when they sweat (or drench themselves with some bottled water.)

Instrumental Glove - Midi controller glove(s) will be played by squeezing, touch varying, fisting, etc.

Innovations

Problem: Toilet seats in public places are often urinated on by lazy or germophobic pissers.
Solution: Add a spring to hinges so that the normal position of the seat will be up. When necessary, a person's weight will keep it down.

Problem: Bracelets - clasps are difficult - no clasp bracelets do not fit every wrist.
Solution: Magnetic clasps.

FutureSongs

1969
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4 Kings
    Everyone knows there are 4 kings!
    North, South, East, West
    Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs, Spades
    France, Spain, England, Jerusalem
    Albert, B.B., Freddie and ...
    It's where I'm supposed to come in: Ernie KING! didn't happen, I missed a couple of guitar lessons.
    Maybe... Dany - anyway there's a song in there somewhere.
Ali Baba & the 40 Heart Thieves
    for Modern Fairy Tales
Alladin's Magic Lamp
    for Modern Fairy Tales
    from the Romanian version
Bigger, Faster, Better ~ Cheaper
    for Internet Heroes
Blues for Cobi
    one of my lost songs
Broken Promises
    Chicken in every pot?
    what is the Horizon
    Read my lips etc..
Dr. Jekyll
    from Udo Lindenberg's German version
Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
    for Frank Zappa Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Easy Woman Rag
    from Ofra Haza's song FRECHA
Giselle
    from Udo Lindenberg's German version
Gloomy Sunday
    from the Famous Hungarian song
Guns & Roses
    one day guns
    the next day roses
    and then some wine & neuroses
I Caught a Big Fish
    Two friends
    One has earth shattering aspirations
    The other just likes to fish
    The first one's dreams don't go too far and in the end he's just hungry
    The second one just offers dinner
I Need Someone who Can Pay My Bills, Prepare My meals, Heal My Ills and Keep the Fucking Taxman Off My Back!
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I've Got It All
    for Internet Heroes
It Must Be a Camel
    for Frank Zappa Doesn't Live Here Anymore
It's Not About the Money
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Jack & the Beanstalk
    for Modern Fairy Tales
Live
    tune by Barbara Stone
Love Alive
    from Indian song
Make It So! (Picard)
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Parama-Bimbo
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Please Don't Go
    from Chopin/Rachel/Gronich
Please Excuse My Blues
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Real Live Sci-Fi
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Rona
    from the Hebrew
Smoked in Texas
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Suriname - Fruits & Flowers
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The Blues Fell Down Like Bombs
    another lost song
The Gumbo Variations
    for Frank Zappa Doesn't Live Here Anymore
The Square Root of Three
    lyrics by David Feinberg (from 'Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo')
We'll Beat You All
    for Internet Heroes
When Too Much Is Not Enough.
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White Russian Girls
    Not sure yet, but I like the title.

Aages, Thuoghts and Fragments of ...

A sick mind needs a healthy body.

For a good time call ..... ? I won't call, I'll scream!

Guilty - of attempted elegance in the third degree!

If all the chairs in the world disappeared over night, I would still not sit on your face.

Lexicon leftovers

Name Language English Translation

Dole Serbo-Croatian down

Gore Serbo-Croatian up

Mila Serbo-Croatian precious

No matter how great an artist you are, there is only so much that you can do with your hand.

Plug me in - just like an appliance I cannot live without juice.

Praise the Goddess for clean bodies with dirty minds.

Sick mind looking for a healthy body.

Sprechaton - Competition - the one who speaks German longer, wins! (Not for German first languagers of course!)

Sri Chirimoya

The Party is my bread and butter.

The teacher comes when the student is ready

Kinahoora? - What kind o hora?

Rain in April = more pilgrims! (April showers bring Mayflowers?)

Name	Language	English Translation

Dole	Serbo-Croatian	down
Gore	Serbo-Croatian	up
Mila	Serbo-Croatian	precious