A New Begin (for Robert) ESL - December, 2006 To stand up, the first step in a new begin - Top hat, white tie and tails - Check! Walking cane and two tone shoes - Check Ready, and ACTION: Fred Astaire, Ginger Rodgers and me Yes ladies and gentlemen we are now three We step, we tap, we dance We are the exemplar of elegant romance We twirl our canes in unison While the band leader tickles his accordion We do that silly looking shtick And our hats end up at the top of the stick We kick it up and down the stairs Like we were three totally carefree millionaires Let me tell you people not only are we friends We are the dernier cri of romantic elegance! Oooh La la la la Next frame - String tie, pony tail, tux - Check! Earring (on the left) and a pair of clean sox - Check! ... and Wait!! - Let's us just dance a little while O.K. - We're ready and ACTION: John Travolta, Uma Thurman and me Yes here we are again people, again we are three We shuffle, we slide, make like swimmin'a pool Everyone can see that we're the coolest of cool We're lighting sparks for this dude Tarrantino The kind that went out with Rudi Valentino Marilyn's skirts ride away on that vent And Jayne's magnificent bust has nary a dent Gratis we provide a new kind of noir Where else would you rather be a ce soir? We glide and we pogo between and betwixt Oh how we twist. Copyright © 2006 Ernest Samuel Llime. All Rights Reserved.