Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula Frank Zappa - Ernest Samuel Llime - (Male) The female dwarf. - Yeah. - (Male)She's not naked; You said naked. - Yeah, you're right. - Miss, you have to remove your clothes. - (Female dwarf) - O.K. I'll be right back. - There's no time; You'll have to do it right here. ...... - Good, now that little bra. ...... - And the panties, come on, there'll be no holding back. ...... - Turn around. ...... - Slowly. ...... - O.K. you're hired. (Music) - (Female) That was disgusting. - Why? I thought she had very cute, teeny, tiny little nipples anda very well formed ... - (Female) Not that. - Then what. - The naked dwarf. - What naked dwarf? - (Female) The littlest one. - He was naked? - Yeah, and hung like a horse. - (Female) What in God's name are you talking about? - (Female) Come on, his dick was so long, it was practically dragging on the floor. - (Catcalls, laughter, boos, etc.) (Music) - Boss? - Yeah! - Why is this called "Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula" - What do you think our naked dwarvess is named? - Oh; anyway, I think they prefer to be called: little people. - Where's the fun in that?