I Never Listen ESL

I Never Listen
ESL - Woodhaven, May, 2011

CHORUS 1:
D C D F G D
I never listen to whatever I'm told
I will never die - I will never grow old
My momma used to say - we're all gonna die
But I'm not gonna go and I don't care why.

F G D C C D
Guru said I'm sinner and I'm going to Hell
He thinks he'll go to heaven just by ringing a bell
Preacher says I'm rotten and I'm going to burn
I don't give a shit and I don't wanna learn

Rabbi says the price I'll pay is gonna be high
But I just blow a fart and I say bye-bye
Imams say non-belief is striking me down
I say just fuck-off and I go to town
Or something like that ... I don't know
cause ... I never listen

CHORUS 2:
I never listen to whatever I'm told
I'm dreaming of a hooker with a heart of gold
My daddy said don't kiss them let me tell you why
I kissed one anyway and she tasted like pie

The bible & the prophets say I'm in for it
I'll just say it again - I don't give shit
Some say their God told them I live in sin
But I didn't kill Uriah not the Phillisteens

I'm lusting for Bat-sheva - put a lid on it
1,000,000 other women are at least as fit
If you wanna know the kind of trouble you're in
Go ask any expert on practical sin
You know:
Your guru, preacher, rabbi, minister,
pundit, priest or cleric of your choice

CHORUS 1