My Cocque
ESL - December, 2012

Et voila,
My cocque!
**
So what do you say Lorraine?
Speechless, aha?
But I can read it in your eyes:
Amazement, disbelief, astonishment
And is that shock?
or is it fear?
I bet you it is lust
and quite a bit of curiosity about this thing right here.

So, what's that magnificence doing
On a skinny little Jewish runt like me?
Well, I ain't that skinny
and not all Jewish anymore as you can clearly see.

Believe you me or not, I won it in a game of poker!
'Twas me, three other doctors, and that interning African joker.
About the crack of dawn I had most of their money
When Amadoulele said something really funny:

"I looked through all my pockets for my secret little stash,
and I've decided after taking stock,
I got a very very very good hand, but I'm all out of cash,
So I will wager you my cock. "

He whipped it out and we all gasped
And I said don't be such a fool
I do not need an African cocque trophy
Besides why rid yourself of this world class and truly classy tool?

And he said: "I have been to fourteen countries
On four continents I did my many stunts
If added all together,
My cocque has visited more than one thousand and one cunts,
But I am tired of being the sensation of the lay,
and of the many, many women that only want to play,
I'd rather trade it all for a small Jewish penis,
That might attract a little Jewish lady Venus,
At night I would be satisfied with just a little Jewish shtoop
And when I got a little sick, she'd feed me matzo ball soup.

In jumped Dr. Goldstein our urology surgery genius,
And said: "You know - we've come a long long way
Since John Wayne and Loreena Bobbit's day
I can perform the switch, with not a single hitch,
Just maybe a stitch, or two,
***

Yeah, I guess we were all quite drunk, cause here we are,
The stitches and the bandages came off today,
Amadou obviously did not have as good a hand as he was heard to say
Perhaps he tricked me, and he planned this all along,
No matter let's just see if my heart is that strong
And can it pump enough blood into a thing this long,
'Cause if it does this might harbor a truly brand new age,
I might forsake the field of medicine to tread upon the stage.
I'd be the incredible old Jewish guy whose dick can carry filled up buckets and crack wallnuts
When it is not doing charitable deeds or saving damsels in distress
but I digress,

Come here and bend over this chair,
Or else lie back and throw your heels up in the air,
I think I feel a little bit of tingle,
Rip off them scrubs let's let our organs mingle,
Bow down before my boy, let's test this brand new toy

But such a large part of myself by rights needs to have its own name
I cannot keep on calling it my boy - my toy

I got it now and I can see you're ready for the joy
so let me introduce in you the blessed Doctor Leroy!

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