The Name is Pan

Rap á Martell
ESL - November, 2011 - Woodhaven

Gather people dark and fair
The bride has got nothing to wear
Has closet's full of older junk
And her sweetheart's a no-good drunk

A little bit of alcohol,
Has never hurt no one at all
So let us share some eau de vie
A snort for you, a nip for me

Rap á Martell, Rap á Martell
You'd like a little - I can tell
Rap á Martell, Rap á Martell
It just makes everything - go so so well

Not many places sell Martell
But those that do I here do tell
Are brassy, sassy, always classy
From Washington to Tallahassee
And if your stars shine down on you,
You'll meet some gorgeous lassies too.

Rap á Martell, Rap á Martell
You'd like a little - I can tell
Rap á Martell, Rap á Martell
It just makes everything - go so so well

For those of you whose hearts are true
Martell prepares a Cordon Bleu
And all you girls - come to the bar
Martell works great in a sidecar

No matter what you all may think
The bride's a mighty precious thing
It's sad she's got nothing to wear
Let's buy her some thong underwear
(and a push-up front clasped bra)

Rap á Martell, Rap á Martell
You'd like a little - I can tell
Rap á Martell, Rap á Martell
It just makes everything - go so so well