L'avion de Sandra
Ernest Samuel Llime - September 2011, Woodhaven

 

L'avion de Sandra.
Now, just where did that come from?
I was doing the dishes when that popped into my head. It is French, of course and it means Sandra's airplane. I took French for about 3 years in elementary school. I used to be pretty good at it too, but 40 some years with almost no practice made me forget a lot of it.

L'avion de Sandra.
I think I have a modified form of Alzheimer's, I call it Al's rhymers disease. Things just get twisted in my mind, which is why I always carry notes with me that I refer to when I sing, recite a poem, or tell a story. Without notes things come out funny, like for instance "The Rose" might sound like this:
    Some say love go take shower
    You smell worse than any goat
    But don't take more than half an hour
    Or you might just miss my boat

L'avion de Sandra.
When I was about 14 and living in another country, Sandra was one of my neighbors. She was living in an asbestos shack much like the one I was living in, and she was about a year or so older. You all probably want to know about the shacks - they were temporary dwellings erected by the government to house poor immigrants. But, back to Sandra, she did not have an airplane, what she did have, was a busted curtain, so me and my buddies used to amble casually by her fence when we knew that she might be changing into her pajamas. On some days we would be rewarded with a view of her budding little breasts (the window did not afford a view of her nether parts,) whereupon we would all make some kind of excuse to each other and run home. I assume that they were all playing with themselves though I am not admitting anything.

L'avion de Sandra.
Some years later, 1969 or so Cream broke up. Clapton got together with some guys (Winwood, Baker & Gretsch) and recorded an album that was eventually named "Blind Faith." The name was taken from the title of a photograph by Bob Sidemann that served as a front cover for their first and only studio album. It was a bust of a naked young girl holding an airplane. That cover caused a lot of controversy and in the US it was replaced by a photo of the band. Funny, we were supposedly founded by people that ran away from British persecution, so you'd think that we'd know better; but NO - every now and then we gotta stick to them - D.H. Lawrence? Ulysses? Blind Faith? - well, fuck you, you bloody Brits! Not on my watch! (It's Uncle Sam, you know.) That photo arose mixed feelings in my mind but not necessarily the kind that I would have to beat down at once, if you know what I mean. The girl's name was Mariora and she was actually holding a spaceship model (looked like a plane to me!) I did not know her name at the time and I just looked it up (could have been Sandra - which would have me somewhat psychic because the name was only released to the public many years later.)

L'avion de Sandra.
Am I secretly and unbeknownst to even myself a pedophile? I doubt it! When I was 9 or so, in pre-historic times, and living in yet another country, I had another neighbor named (I think) Mia. Now Mia, was around my age and she was dark and cute. I have no idea what her cultural/ethnic background was - people used to say that hers was a family of gypsies. Be that as it may, Mia would cover her face when she became embarrassed. The boys (though not me, I was believe it or not, too shy) figured out some things, that would bring about that kind of mini crisis for Mia. They would tease her, on her way from school, and she would pick up the hem of her dress, cover her face and run all the way home. The thing is, she never wore any underwear so we could all enjoy the view of her hairless little slit and cute little but.

L'avion de Sandra.
Life has afforded me the opportunity to meet and get close to girls and women of varied shapes, races and ages. I even married a younger woman, but as the expression goes, she was no spring chicken. In my little feuilleton, Sandra was 15, Mariora 11, and Mia 9. Feelings aroused by the memory of their yet to develop into womanhood bodies, are more of nostalgia, the beauty of youth, the remembrance of things past... In other stories, Juliet was 13 to Romeo's 16-18 or so, Beatrice was 8 when Dante (9 at the time) was smitten with her and Aisha was 6-7 years old when she was betrothed to Mohamed who was 50 plus at the time. Their union was consummated when she turned 9 or possibly 10, after which, we are told that she went back to her toys. For me, sexual arousal belongs to bodies in a different class - without going into too many details, let's just say that the mound of Venus needs to have some grass on it (freshly mowed is O.K. too.) I also need someone that I can converse with, without the distraction of childish toys. Still, I guess Sandra could have been my Juliet and Mia my Beatrice but there is no Aisha in my life, which is just as well - Praise Allah! I would hate to be the prophet of anything!

L'avion de Sandra.
Don't know what it might be, perhaps a shard of a waking dream.

L'avion de Sandra.
A vision of the Lotus eaters telepathically placed into my mind.

L'avion de Sandra.
A partial memory implanted by aliens that have secretly abducted me.

L'avion de Sandra.
Whatever it might be, it sure has a great ring to it:

L'avion de Sandra.

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